I didn't choose the thug life . the thug life chose me .
every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
this is really important.
*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet
I swear I’m not even all that attractive, but I have a good heart.
Like, I’m average as hell, but I’ll treat you well.